fairyfoolishness:

i find it unsettling that this is a gif set

(Source: captainwright)

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aidantuurner:

i was presenting something in english the other day and this kid started snickering and laughing at me so i just stopped in the middle of talking and stared at him with the best evil look ever and

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(Source: misterfrodo)

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aidantuurner:

i was presenting something in english the other day and this kid started snickering and laughing at me so i just stopped in the middle of talking and stared at him with the best evil look ever and

image

(Source: misterfrodo)

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squigglydigg:

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

bA RKe d at thE T eaCH ER

squigglydigg:

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

bA RKe d at thE T eaCH ER

(Source: drunkchan)

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folieadoomed:

"Me and Frankie got pulled over last night. Well, it’s more like we got held up by four undercover SUV special agent police. And they asked me twice if I was vampire. I’m not even fucking shitting. That guy doesn’t even know how he made my year. And then they let us go, and they said just drive a little slower. Then, they go “are you guys Satan worshippers?" We said “No, dude.” And don’t ever call a cop dude because they don’t like it."

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n-e-rvo-s-a:

A big fuck you to the assholes who think that faking a mental illness makes them cute or quirky, and a big shoutout to the people who actually require the attention that is wasted on the assholes. 

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screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

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what a beautiful wedding
no one in game of thrones ever (via brotherathelstan)

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fuckallies:

On average, you have a 1 in 18,989 chance of being murdered

A trans person has a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered

The average life span of a cis person is about 75-90 

The average life expectancy of a trans person is 23-30 years old

75% of people killed in anti LGBT hate crimes are poc

Think about this the next time you go crying over “cisphobia” and “reverse racism”

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